Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Sadly, she usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir,
little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her,
took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret,
"Who is our Lord and Saviour?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The nun soon asked her a third question ...
"Mary Margaret, imagine the wonderful goings on in the Garden of Eden.
Can you think of one thing that Eve may have said to Adam?"
Again, Johnny came to the rescue with an even stronger prod of the pencil.
Mary Margaret woke up, glared and shouted,
"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
Sadly, she usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir,
little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her,
took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret,
"Who is our Lord and Saviour?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The nun soon asked her a third question ...
"Mary Margaret, imagine the wonderful goings on in the Garden of Eden.
Can you think of one thing that Eve may have said to Adam?"
Again, Johnny came to the rescue with an even stronger prod of the pencil.
Mary Margaret woke up, glared and shouted,
"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
